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Post by voyager on Mar 19, 2019 23:52:41 GMT -3.5
piada tragicomica:
minha mãe idosa de mais de 80 anos caminha com muita dificuldade, por isso os remedios (que são muitos) estavam sempre em cima da mesa da cozinha. há poucos dias, tirei-os da mesa da cozinha, e coloquei-os em lugares mais distantes, fazendo com que ela precise se locomover mais e fazendo com que sejam mais vezes esquecidos mas não fiz essa maldade porque quiz, fi-la para não ser acusado de maus tratos pela promotoria, o que poderia leva-la a ser internada em casa geriatrica e eu a ser preso. Houve orientação para isso.
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Post by uqaz on Mar 28, 2019 18:32:34 GMT -3.5
De vital importância para o povo mexicano
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Post by voyager on Mar 31, 2019 0:18:08 GMT -3.5
Fiel: "Militares de alta patente são pessoas muito inteligentes e preparados" kkkkkk
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Post by uqaz on Apr 7, 2019 19:53:09 GMT -3.5
(É paródia)
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Post by bochan on Apr 8, 2019 21:11:06 GMT -3.5
Preocupado com a situação, Maduro vai a um centro espírita pedir orientação a Chaves.
- Presidente, no próximo ano eu ainda vou estar no poder? - Sim, meu pupilo, vai. - E o povo vai estar comigo? - Não, vai estar comigo.
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Post by bochan on Apr 8, 2019 21:12:10 GMT -3.5
Em Moscou, um agente da KGB se aproxima do velhinho que está lendo um livro de gramática hebraica, sentado num banco de jardim. - Pensando em ir para Israel nessa idade, vovô? - Não é nada disso. Sabe, o hebraico é a língua do paraíso! - E se você for para o inferno, vovô? - Não tem problema. Já sei falar russo!
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Post by fiel on Apr 11, 2019 18:05:29 GMT -3.5
ainda escutam essa mumia que se diz economista ? poderia ele falar sobre o resultado de suas medidas em nossa economia proibindo exportações de alguns produtos pra baratear eles para nossa industria ?
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Post by voyager on Apr 11, 2019 19:42:39 GMT -3.5
primeiro me admirei ao ver o Fiel falando mal do delfim netto, que é mais ou menos de direita, mas em seguida me lembrei que ele criou um imposto sobre exportação de soja e foi chamado de lagartao da soja.
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Post by fiel on Apr 11, 2019 19:58:18 GMT -3.5
primeiro me admirei ao ver o Fiel falando mal do delfim netto, que é mais ou menos de direita, mas em seguida me lembrei que ele criou um imposto sobre exportação de soja e foi chamado de lagartao da soja. De direita ? Kkk alguém intervencionista igual ele é um babaca socialista
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Post by bochan on Jun 4, 2019 20:50:54 GMT -3.5
Textão feito de texticulos - De um livro do Taleb (The bed of Procrustes)
The person you are the most afraid to contradict is yourself.
An idea starts to be interesting when you get scared of taking it to its logical conclusion.
To understand the liberating effect of asceticism, consider that losing all your fortune is much less painful than losing only half of it.
Education makes the wise slightly wiser, but it makes the fool vastly more dangerous.
The test of originality for an idea is not the absence of one single predecessor but the presence of multiple but incompatible ones.
An erudite is someone who displays less than he knows; a journalist or consultant, the opposite.
Work destroys your soul by stealthily invading your brain during the hours not officially spent working; be selective about professions.
Economics cannot digest the idea that the collective (and the aggregate) are disproportionately less predictable than individuals.
There is no intermediate state between ice and water but there is one between life and death: employment.
Procrastination is the soul rebelling against entrapment.
When we want to do something while unconsciously certain to fail, we seek advice so we can blame someone else for the failure.
Your reputation is harmed the most by what you say to defend it.
They will envy you for your success, for your wealth, for your intelligence, for your looks, for your status — but rarely for your wisdom.
Most of what they call humility is successfully disguised arrogance.
The most painful moments are not those we spend with uninteresting people; rather, they are those spent with uninteresting people trying hard to be interesting.
The characteristic feature of the loser is to bemoan, in general terms, mankind’s flaws, biases, contradictions, and irrationality — without exploiting them for fun and profit.
Usually, what we call a “good listener” is someone with skillfully polished indifference.
You remember emails you sent that were not answered better than emails that you did not answer.
It is as difficult to avoid bugging others with advice on how to exercise and other health matters as it is to stick to an exercise schedule.
Friendship that ends was never one; there was at least one sucker in it.
Unrequited hate is vastly more diminishing for the self than unrequited love. You can’t react by reciprocating.
It is a very recent disease to mistake the unobserved for the nonexistent; but some are plagued with the worse disease of mistaking the unobserved for the unobservable.
Success is becoming in middle adulthood what you dreamed to be in late childhood. The rest comes from loss of control.
Modernity needs to understand that being rich and becoming rich are not mathematically, personally, socially, and ethically the same thing.
What fools call “wasting time” is most often the best investment.
Decline starts with the replacement of dreams with memories and ends with the replacement of memories with other memories.
Read nothing from the past one hundred years; eat no fruits from the past one thousand years; drink nothing from the past four thousand years (just wine and water); but talk to no ordinary man over forty. A man without a heroic bent starts dying at the age of thirty.
Karl Marx, a visionary, figured out that you can control a slave much better by convincing him he is an employee.
The fastest way to become rich is to socialize with the poor; the fastest way to become poor is to socialize with the rich.
You will be civilized on the day you can spend a long period doing nothing, learning nothing, and improving nothing, without feeling the slightest amount of guilt.
Someone who says “I am busy” is either declaring incompetence (and lack of control of his life) or trying to get rid of you.
The difference between slaves in Roman and Ottoman days and today’s employees is that slaves did not need to flatter their boss.
You can tell how uninteresting a person is by asking him whom he finds interesting.
People focus on role models; it is more effective to find antimodels — people you don’t want to resemble when you grow up.
Preoccupation with efficacy is the main obstacle to a poetic, noble, elegant, robust, and heroic life.
It is as difficult to change someone’s opinions as it is to change his tastes.
Fitness is certainly the sign of strength, but outside of natural stimuli the drive to acquire fitness can signal some deep incurable weakness.
Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse.
Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed.
They are born, then put in a box; they go home to live in a box; they study by ticking boxes; they go to what is called “work” in a box, where they sit in their cubicle box; they drive to the grocery store in a box to buy food in a box; they go to the gym in a box to sit in a box; they talk about thinking “outside the box”; and when they die they are put in a box. All boxes, Euclidian, geometrically smooth boxes.
In most debates, people seem to be trying to convince one another; but all they can hope for is new arguments to convince themselves.
The most depressing aspect of the lives of the couples you watch surreptitiously arguing in restaurants is that they are almost always unaware of the true subject of argument.
It seems that it is the most unsuccessful people who give the most advice, particularly for writing and financial matters.
Rumors are only valuable when they are denied.
Over the long term, you are more likely to fool yourself than others.
There are two types of people: those who try to win and those who try to win arguments. They are never the same.
People usually apologize so they can do it again.
For so many, instead of looking for “cause of death” when they expire, we should be looking for “cause of life” when they are still around.
If someone gives you more than one reason why he wants the job, don’t hire him.
Failure of second-order thinking: he tells you a secret and somehow expects you to keep it, when he just gave you evidence that he can’t keep it himself.
The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.
My only measure of success is how much time you have to kill.
The difference between technology and slavery is that slaves are fully aware that they are not free.
You have a real life if and only if you do not compete with anyone in any of your pursuits.
Their idea of the sabbatical is to work six days and rest for one; my idea of the sabbatical is to work for (part of) a day and rest for six.
We are hunters; we are only truly alive in those moments when we improvise; no schedule, just small surprises and stimuli from the environment.
Decomposition, for most, starts when they leave the free, social, and uncorrupted college life for the solitary confinement of professions and nuclear families.
Writing is the art of repeating oneself without anyone noticing.
What they call philosophy I call literature; what they call literature I call journalism; what they call journalism I call gossip; and what they call gossip I call (generously) voyeurism.
There is a distinction between expressive hypochondria and literature, just as there is one between self-help and philosophy.
No author should be considered as having failed until he starts teaching others about writing.
A genius is someone with flaws harder to imitate than his qualities.
The costs of specialization: architects build to impress other architects; models are thin to impress other models; academics write to impress other academics; filmmakers try to impress other filmmakers; painters impress art dealers; but authors who write to impress book editors tend to fail.
Newspaper readers exposed to real prose are like deaf persons at a Puccini opera: they may like a thing or two while wondering, “what’s the point?”
It’s much harder to write a book review for a book you’ve read than for a book you haven’t read.
In the past, most were ignorant, one in a thousand were refined enough to talk to. Today, literacy is higher, but thanks to progress, the media, and finance, only one in ten thousand.
Regular minds find similarities in stories (and situations); finer minds detect differences.
We unwittingly amplify commonalities with friends, dissimilarities with strangers, and contrasts with enemies.
The tragedy is that much of what you think is random is in your control and, what’s worse, the opposite.
The fool views himself as more unique and others more generic; the wise views himself as more generic and others more unique.
What made medicine fool people for so long was that its successes were prominently displayed and its mistakes (literally) buried.
Medieval man was a cog in a wheel he did not understand; modern man is a cog in a complicated system he thinks he understands.
Randomness is indistinguishable from complicated, undetected, and undetectable order; but order itself is indistinguishable from artful randomness.
Art is a one-sided conversation with the unobserved.
If you find any reason why you and someone are friends, you are not friends.
To value a person, consider the difference between how impressive he or she was at the first encounter and the most recent one.
True humility is when you can surprise yourself more than others; the rest is either shyness or good marketing.
You may outlive your strength, never your wisdom.
There are those who will thank you for what you gave them and others who will blame you for what you did not give them.
In a crowd of a hundred, 50 percent of the wealth, 90 percent of the imagination, and 100 percent of the intellectual courage will reside in a single person — not necessarily the same one.
Just as dyed hair makes older men less attractive, it is what you do to hide your weaknesses that makes them repugnant.
It takes extraordinary wisdom and self-control to accept that many things have a logic we do not understand that is smarter than our own.
Happiness; we don’t know what it means, how to measure it, or how to reach it, but we know extremely well how to avoid unhappiness.
The four most influential moderns: Darwin, Marx, Freud, and (the productive) Einstein were scholars but not academics. It has always been hard to do genuine — and nonperishable — work within institutions.
Anyone voicing a forecast or expressing an opinion without something at risk has some element of phoniness. Unless he risks going down with the ship this would be like watching an adventure movie.
Real mathematicians understand completeness, real philosophers understand incompleteness, the rest don’t formally understand anything.
To be a philosopher is to know through long walks, by reasoning, and reasoning only, a priori, what others can only potentially learn from their mistakes, crises, accidents, and bankruptcies — that is, a posteriori.
Engineers can compute but not define, mathematicians can define but not compute, economists can neither define nor compute.
Conscious ignorance, if you can practice it, expands your world; it can make things infinite.
It takes a lot of intellect and confidence to accept that what makes sense doesn’t really make sense.
Sadly, we learn the most from fools, economists, and other reverse role models, yet we pay them back with the worst ingratitude.
A mathematician starts with a problem and creates a solution; a consultant starts by offering a “solution” and creates a problem.
Organizations are like caffeinated dupes unknowingly jogging backward; you only hear of the few who reach their destination.
The best test of whether someone is extremely stupid (or extremely wise) is whether financial and political news makes sense to him.
You can be certain that the head of a corporation has a lot to worry about when he announces publicly that “there is nothing to worry about.”
What makes us fragile is that institutions cannot have the same virtues (honor, truthfulness, courage, loyalty, tenacity) as individuals.
The worst damage has been caused by competent people trying to do good; the best improvements have been brought by incompetent ones not trying to do good.
The curious mind embraces science; the gifted and sensitive, the arts; the practical, business; the leftover becomes an economist.
The only definition of an alpha male: if you try to be an alpha male, you will never be one.
Those who have nothing to prove never say that they have nothing to prove.
The weak shows his strength and hides his weaknesses; the magnificent exhibits his weaknesses like ornaments.
The traits I respect are erudition and the courage to stand up when half-men are afraid for their reputation. Any idiot can be intelligent.
The classical man’s worst fear was inglorious death; the modern man’s worst fear is just death.
You know you have influence when people start noticing your absence more than the presence of others.
Some reticent people use silence to conceal their intelligence; but most do so to hide the lack of it.
When someone says “I am not that stupid,” it often means that he is more stupid than he thinks.
You can be certain that a person has the means but not the will to help you when he says “there is nothing else I can do.” And you can be certain that a person has neither means nor will to help you when he says “I am here to help.”
When someone starts a sentence with “simply,” you should expect to hear something very complicated.
Love without sacrifice is like theft.
You will get the most attention from those who hate you. No friend, no admirer, and no partner will flatter you with as much curiosity.
A good foe is far more loyal, far more predictable, and, to the clever, far more useful than the most valuable admirer.
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Post by salcedo on Apr 19, 2020 12:30:07 GMT -3.5
Cientistas do mundo, estão estão na expectativa de um deputado ser contagiado pelo coronavírus.
Seria a primeira vez que um vírus infectaria um parasita!
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